none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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