New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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