brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
