I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
we should paint friendship bongs
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