You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
soo... how was my night?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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