Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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