We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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