So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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