covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this beer tastes like vomit already
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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