I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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