If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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