So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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