I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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