awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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