WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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