I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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