So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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