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(252): View more from North Carolina

just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting

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(252): just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting http://tfl.nu/rg7x

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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.

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(415): i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world. http://tfl.nu/0s72

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Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding. http://tfl.nu/e8lb

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(443): View more from Maryland

at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them

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(443): at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them http://tfl.nu/jmz8

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(205): View more from Alabama

When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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(205): When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life' http://tfl.nu/863e

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.

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(860): i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis. http://tfl.nu/7xur

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted

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(303): My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted http://tfl.nu/ipi0

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(731): View more from Tennessee

What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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(731): What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry? http://tfl.nu/iiar

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(970): View more from Colorado

Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me

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(970): Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me http://tfl.nu/64e5

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(516): View more from New York

You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.

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(516): You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween. http://tfl.nu/nl92

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(805): View more from California

Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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(805): Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes. http://tfl.nu/kjws

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(516): View more from New York

So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence

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(516): So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence http://tfl.nu/140k

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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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(719): There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra http://tfl.nu/4qki

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(314): View more from Missouri

Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.

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(314): Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress. http://tfl.nu/ibp9

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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Was it a good conversation?

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It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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(405): It was like we had a conversation with our eyes. (1-405): Was it a good conversation? (405): It was an awkward, sexual conversation. http://tfl.nu/99u8

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