Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!