I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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