I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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