Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
birth control should be required to get into college
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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