found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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