it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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