i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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