I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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