You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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