we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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