It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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