I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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