bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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