Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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