If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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