How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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