Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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