i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
