He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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