Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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