So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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