so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I have post one night stand depression
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