I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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