I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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