Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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