You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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