I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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