just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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