i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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