I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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