dude i'm inner monologue high
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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