hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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