What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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