how can u be prego again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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