I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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