the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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