I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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