Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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