Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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