Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Alive.
So much puke
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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